Shit That Has Nothing To Do With Anything

This is about absolutely nothing.

Although I suppose it could be more aptly titled:

 "Shit To Do Because You've Been Up Since 5 AM With A Stomach Ache And You're Waiting For Your Roommate To Get Home So You Can Go Look At Apartments And All You Want Is a Bagel And Cream Cheese And Abs And A Turkey Sandwich On Wheat And Lots. Of. Hot Sauce."

But the original title seems pretty apt.

So.

1. Read Post Secret for the fourth time. And every time, thoroughly enjoy this postcard:  

1. Enough said. Moving on.
2. Watch YouTube videos on how to be assertive in the romantic sense without being a crazy, clingy bitch. Which, for the record, you never have been or ever will be because clingyness drives you absolutely insane...and...well....you're way too independent and spontaneous and weird to even have time to be clingy. In all honesty, you just wanted to understand men, whom you thought you understood, but apparently, you don't.
3. Watch Hannah Hart YouTube videos, because they make you feel better about yourself and your life. For some reason, this one especially: 

1.  <---This is supposed to be a 4. Wonder why you can't figure out how to put things in between the numbers when you're making a list on Blogger. Realize once again that you are still technicologically retarded. Acceptance is the first step towards healing. Wait, are we in the right scenario here? Moving on...
2. Text your bestest friend in the entire, ENTIRE world very important things. Start your day off right, with Important Texts! They'rrreee GREAT! But seriously. Great things. Important things. Talk about them. Sober. As well as drunk. All of the above!
3. Miss the west coast. Maybe contemplate looking for jobs back home. Then contemplate not doing it because you are gonna finish this out!
4. Laugh at Jenna Marbles videos about dudes. Have the urge to punch all dudes in the face. But realize you are just as bad. Don't be an ass. House the sass.
5. Freak out about changing your major back to a Fine Arts degree. Then realize this frees you to go...wherever the fuck you want. Life is awesome.

Now that it's almost ten in the morning....I feel the urge to drink. But all of my beers are old. So, maybe I'll just go exercise or something instead. Being a productive member of society is stupid. Liking people is stupid. Facebook is stupid.

But sandwiches....now that's something that's pretty smart.

Build a sandwich, people.

Love who you are. Love your sandwich.