I Like To Procrastinate

I honestly don't know that I'm going to finish my film class. I haven't even started it. Because I like to procrastinate, and I can't seem to wrap my brain around anything right now. Besides drinking this beer.

So, things that I like to do to procrastinate. Especially for school. Because I hate school, and have fooled everyone else into believing that I think it's great.

1. Drink beer.
2. Comment on things on the intertubes.
3. Drink gin.
4. Go buy more beer.
5.  Roll around on the floor.
6. Make cookies.
7. Eat cookies.
8. Get shitfaced playing Wii.
9. Work.
10. Drink more beer.

Yep. Things. That I do.

Yep.

Things That Are Dumb

I'm at school. I pulled an all-nighter last night. I haven't slept innnn.....24 hours? I dunno.

19 credits. That's five classes. Who decided that would be a good idea? Oh...right. Me.

Shit on stick. Luckily, my classes are still cool....even if I fail them. But I am fucking sassy and super stressed because I haven't slept yet. Holy bbaaalllsssssssssss deep in class work. Tits.

And, luckily, it is Pumpkin Spice Latte season. Oh, you bet I splurged and got one today. I did an entire week's worth of school work last night and this morning. Then I worked out. I call that badass.

Still.

Tits.

So here's a list of things are dumb:

1. Bumper stickers. Get a real fuckin' hobby, you dick.
2. Fast food. It's not even food. It doesn't decompose. I'm scared of it. I need an adult.
3. Flying. Fuck flying. Something always goes wrong, or the plane's fucking late, or your flight gets cancelled as you're sitting on the tarmac or they won't reimburse your ticket even though it was their fucking fault you're late for your brother's wedding or they want to send you through some super creeper thing that scans your body and can tell what you had for lunch yesterday. No. Thank you. Fucking....flying.
4. Gas prices. We all know. I don't even have to explain.
5. Fake boobs. Just....gross. And we can all tell they are fake. You run...and they don't jiggle. Not natural. You have problems. Ew.
6. Men. I love you all to death, really, I do because generally speaking, you're so level-headed...but seriously. Just stop where you are, reverse that thought process of trying to ask me out or get in my pants, and let's just hang out like normal friends and drink beer and play video games. 
7. Periods. Hate you.
8. The cost of buying a dog. I think a dog would be very good for my overall general mental and physical health and well-being, but geeze.
9. Usher's recent music. I am bored, Usher. Very bored.
10. My ankles. They are swelling and my feet are swelling and cramping and causing some serious delays in running. Hate you. You're dumb.
11. The speed limit in this country.
12. Seattle drivers.

Alright, I gotta go to class. Things are dumb, and so are people.

And I need a Wii. Someone buy me a Wii. Please?

I love you....