Shit To Do While Waiting For Images In Photoshop to Resize

1. Get pissed. This shit should take five seconds. What the crap, bro.
2. Turn off Pandora, in hopes that the power the computer was using for online radio it will now use for resizing images.
3. Compulsively drink your tea.
4. Imagine you are punching a baby. And then eating a glorious taco.
5. Realize you are all of a sudden tired. Come to the conclusion that it's because you drank coffee at work last night.
6. Contemplate getting coffee. Takes too much time. Nevermind. You are a lazy bastard.
7. Wonder what you could be eating while you're waiting for this shit to load.
8. Load a recipe site. Drool over the recipe for Cake Batter Popcorn. Instantly want a Cake Pop.
9. Think about flipping the table. Realize said table is bolted to the wall. You are in a booth that was once a darkroom, dork.
10. Longingly think of the old days, when image resizing meant cutting a piece of paper to size and shining a high-power light it to excite the silver halogens. Instant gratification. Then realize you are technologically retarded.
11. But at least you have the patience to digitally resize images....
12. ....realize your image is now resized....want a Birthday Cake Pop instead.

The Definition of Irony...

Sitting on your bed in pajamas, eating the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips and hummus, thinking you should probably stop because you really do need to lose those ten pounds and watching The Biggest Loser weigh in and lose 199 pounds.

Yeah.

What?

Things to do in the wee hours between school and your night job:

1. Fret about your life. Become a depressed lump of organic matter.
2. Fret so much that you forget to do homework.
3. Daydream about donuts you can't afford.
4. Daydream about sleeping....
5. ....then don't get any because you know that if you do, you won't wake up in time to get to work.
6. Get texted by your boss telling you how awesome you and your coworker are. Then get texted again about something you forgot to do. Then get texted by your boyfriend also telling you that you forgot to do something.
7. Fret about yourself. Become a depressed lump of organic matter. Avoid everything by reading your email and yahoo news for the fifth time, and starting a blog.