1. Get pissed. This shit should take five seconds. What the crap, bro.
2. Turn off Pandora, in hopes that the power the computer was using for online radio it will now use for resizing images.
3. Compulsively drink your tea.
4. Imagine you are punching a baby. And then eating a glorious taco.
5. Realize you are all of a sudden tired. Come to the conclusion that it's because you drank coffee at work last night.
6. Contemplate getting coffee. Takes too much time. Nevermind. You are a lazy bastard.
7. Wonder what you could be eating while you're waiting for this shit to load.
8. Load a recipe site. Drool over the recipe for Cake Batter Popcorn. Instantly want a Cake Pop.
9. Think about flipping the table. Realize said table is bolted to the wall. You are in a booth that was once a darkroom, dork.
10. Longingly think of the old days, when image resizing meant cutting a piece of paper to size and shining a high-power light it to excite the silver halogens. Instant gratification. Then realize you are technologically retarded.
11. But at least you have the patience to digitally resize images....
12. ....realize your image is now resized....want a Birthday Cake Pop instead.
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