Things I Have Learned Within The Past Year

I learn things daily. It's important to learn and observe. Life is crazy. So here's a list of things I've learned in the past year.

1. Photographers are pompous assholes. Even the student photographers. Assholes.
2. People are always full of shit.
3. Weed is the great equalizer.
4. You can only live on your own time. You shouldn't expect to live on anyone else's.
5. I really, truly don't like school. I hate it. I'm only going to get my degree in professional bullshitting....errr...artistry.
6. Television is full of crap and the internet is full of even more crap. Including this blog.
7. Guys will very quickly become clingy, especially if he's younger than you. Don't walk away from the friends who just lets things happen, lets you make mistakes, and even makes them with you, because they understand that life happens, that you need to live your own, and they will be there with open arms to forgive your mistakes and adventure with you again. Don't let men be clingy; conversely, don't be clingy yourself.
8. BE WEIRD, because weird is different, creative, interesting, curious, and we all know that deep down, we are weird as weird can be, and we would all be a lot happier if we just let it go. I know I am. I'm finally able to be as freaky as I want....and damn, it feels good to be me. Anyone who tries to take that from me is gonna get my Kitchen Aid mixer thrown at their head.
9. People are dumb. Just....accept this fact, okay? People. Are. Dumb. And there is no way to change this.
10. Spaghetti Westerns. Enough said.
11. When you belong to a place, and a place belongs to you, you know. You feel it down to your toes, into your core, on your every nerve. I imagine it's what being in love feels like. It's part of your very being. That's how I feel when I come back home. Such a short time until I move back....but it feels so long to go....
12. You're gonna piss people the fuck off. Deal with it. Too bad if they don't like it. You can only please so many, and today, they weren't on the fucking list.
13. I might know what my meaning in life is. But I might not.
14. When the apocalypse comes or the human race destroys itself or whatever the fuck happens, I won't be one damn bit surprised with how it started, because....read number 9.

I'm crazy, lazy, and always on the go. So much shit goes through my head in any given day that I have to write down my work tasks on my wrist so I don't forget to do them all over the course of my shift.

You know what's gonna survive the end of the world? Ramen Noodles.

You can't even properly digest that shit.

Seriously.

Now go and watch this.

Congratulations! I've just wasted an hour and a half of your life and filled your brain with complete rubbish, obscurity and cursing, except for Neil Peart being able to play the Drum Solo of Life....that's real.